y’all still care?

hey dudes and dudettes that still follow our blog, y’all still care?

we dont really update anymore but we talk about it sometimes, we started dating a cool girl a little while ago and we’re basically in a poly triad kind of thing, sir and slut fell by the wayside a super long ass time ago because we didn’t really have the time or effort to put into maintaining it, although we did really like the time we spent on it and think about going back to it. honestly part of the reason behidn the hiatus was us moving away from the strict BDSM shit and going more like DD/lg with our personal stuff and then being weird about posting on here about being master and slave or whatever it was we did with S&S. 

so basically here’s the sitch: we like this girl and at the same time we are kind of interested in maybe doing something with tumblr again, but it doesn’t seem like anyone is still around or whatever. yall care? whats a good DD/lg name we could use since if we do shit for this again you bet your ass it’s not going to be with the sir & slut moniker anymore. okay bye love u

hey!! hey!!! look what i did!!

*smack*

hey!! hey!!! look what i did!!

*smack*

50dollar:

mylittlegirlsdaddy:

adorablesweetlittlegirl:

sirandslut:

So magically overnight we ended up with 300 followers! As promised, here’s slut’s little #anal training video. As always, our ask box is open and we love suggestions, and we will absolutely have another video ready for when we reach 400. Thanks so much guys!

I like this Daddy but he’s a bit too mean for my liking

I want to plug your little bottom

I  need in this in my life desperately.

i hear that guy is actually real cool and does karate like, the best

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(Source: bethanybellvue)

bunnybellvue:

something we all needed: a gif of my butt (pardon my flickering watermark….lol)
http://tinyurl.com/bunnybellvue <-see me live, in person
http://twitter.com/bunnybellvue
http://clips4sale.com/76903 <-fantasyland


hey

bunnybellvue:

something we all needed: a gif of my butt (pardon my flickering watermark….lol)

http://tinyurl.com/bunnybellvue <-see me live, in person

http://twitter.com/bunnybellvue

http://clips4sale.com/76903 <-fantasyland

hey

(Source: bethanybellvue)

bunnybellvue:

bunnybellvue:

I’m having a Valentine’s Day raffle this week! Offline tips are worth double tickets (Amazon wishlist purchases are worth 1.5 tickets). Click here to see my profile and here to get your tickets!

Don’t miss out! I never do Skype shows but I’m offereing a limited amount this Friday as well starting at 500tk for 15min! Schedule yours today!

bunnybellvue:

bunnybellvue:

I’m having a Valentine’s Day raffle this week! Offline tips are worth double tickets (Amazon wishlist purchases are worth 1.5 tickets). Click here to see my profile and here to get your tickets!

Don’t miss out! I never do Skype shows but I’m offereing a limited amount this Friday as well starting at 500tk for 15min! Schedule yours today!

(Source: bethanybellvue, via bethanybellvue)

bunnybellvue:

GUYS! I finally (finally!) have content up! I’ve got six picture sets (for a total of almost 300 pix) that are 100 MFC TOKENS FOR ALL SETS tonight and tomorrow only! 
You can tip for them here Tip Bunny, find my MFC profile here , and follow me on twitter here!
(Want Clips? See my Clipvia)
Up Close Toy Play: This is my newest photo set! 72 photos of my pussy and ass, up close while I use my glass dildo and butt plug! Lots of pussy spreading in this set!
Two Toy Time: Still living in my parents’ house, I lie back on my bed and use my vibrator and first butt plug to bring myself to orgasm! Features lots of perky nipples and thigh high socks because my room was freezing! 28 pictures
Feisty Housewife: This was a spur of the moment shoot! I simply couldn’t help myself, I felt so sexy! With my perfectly curled hair and innocent strand of pearls, this flirty 18-picture set isn’t one to miss!
Solo Strip ’n’ Play: This sexy little set features me stripping out of my skirt and paying with a dildo and butt plug in my thigh high stockings! 60 pictures
In My Parents’ House: A Collection of 78 solo photos taken in the time I lived with my parents! Teasing, touching, and more! This very sex set of pictures captures my budding sexuality (I was 18-20 in these photos). 
Corner Time: 19 sexy amateur photos taken while I’m punished for being very naughty! Messy and raw, this little photo set is the real deal! Includes penetration, anal, and other BDSM-flavored shots.
Camming on MFC five days a week! Check out my schedule on my profile!


So, slut&#8217;s at that whole webcam thing again, AND since y&#8217;all are still here, maybe you wanna check me out?I just added photos and a schedule to my profile and tonight only you can get ALL my pictures for only 100 MFC tokens!

bunnybellvue:

GUYS! I finally (finally!) have content up! I’ve got six picture sets (for a total of almost 300 pix) that are 100 MFC TOKENS FOR ALL SETS tonight and tomorrow only! 

You can tip for them here Tip Bunny, find my MFC profile here , and follow me on twitter here!

(Want Clips? See my Clipvia)

Up Close Toy Play: This is my newest photo set! 72 photos of my pussy and ass, up close while I use my glass dildo and butt plug! Lots of pussy spreading in this set!

Two Toy Time: Still living in my parents’ house, I lie back on my bed and use my vibrator and first butt plug to bring myself to orgasm! Features lots of perky nipples and thigh high socks because my room was freezing! 28 pictures

Feisty Housewife: This was a spur of the moment shoot! I simply couldn’t help myself, I felt so sexy! With my perfectly curled hair and innocent strand of pearls, this flirty 18-picture set isn’t one to miss!

Solo Strip ’n’ Play: This sexy little set features me stripping out of my skirt and paying with a dildo and butt plug in my thigh high stockings! 60 pictures

In My Parents’ House: A Collection of 78 solo photos taken in the time I lived with my parents! Teasing, touching, and more! This very sex set of pictures captures my budding sexuality (I was 18-20 in these photos). 

Corner Time: 19 sexy amateur photos taken while I’m punished for being very naughty! Messy and raw, this little photo set is the real deal! Includes penetration, anal, and other BDSM-flavored shots.

Camming on MFC five days a week! Check out my schedule on my profile!

So, slut’s at that whole webcam thing again, AND since y’all are still here, maybe you wanna check me out?
I just added photos and a schedule to my profile and tonight only you can get ALL my pictures for only 100 MFC tokens!

(Source: bethanybellvue)

sarpedom:

katykat39:

guidetrainlove:

Good girl for Daddy

This is so cute!!!!!!

How I train sluts to cum from anal only.

training sluts to cum from anal only step one: put a vibrator on their clitoris

sarpedom:

katykat39:

guidetrainlove:

Good girl for Daddy

This is so cute!!!!!!

How I train sluts to cum from anal only.

training sluts to cum from anal only step one: put a vibrator on their clitoris

(Source: stimulated-imagination, via avaraptor)

so, what do you do when you have a bunch of smokeables and you can’t smoke them? this, i guess.

people often ask HEY SIR AND SLUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WHEN YOU&#8217;RE NOT BEING TUMBLR FAMOUS well we watch project runway at 2am and make catty comments to eachother duh what do you guys do

people often ask HEY SIR AND SLUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WHEN YOU’RE NOT BEING TUMBLR FAMOUS well we watch project runway at 2am and make catty comments to eachother duh what do you guys do

our long national nightmare is over everyone, we&#8217;ve found him, da real best fucker.

our long national nightmare is over everyone, we’ve found him, da real best fucker.

WELL GOOD LUCK MORON

WELL GOOD LUCK MORON

all the good bdsm tumblrs are dead. also we have a secret

stay tuned for more in the next 6-8 months

you maaaaaad

you maaaaaad

I think I should start posting a random thought/opinion everyday that will probably piss people off.

fuckyeahsirharder:

For example…

DOCTOR WHO IS STUPID.

doctor who is fucking dumb as shit, so sayeth sir and slut

(Source: tumbleweedsinmyvagina)